Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Cherrie Barris an American actress, comedian, writer, television producer, director, and 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the classic sitcom Roseanne. The show was a hit and lasted nine seasons, from 1988 to 1997. She won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr had crafted a "fierce working-class...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionActress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CountryUnited States of America
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.
I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
I remember performing on a punk stage with no mic in the middle of a mosh pit. My act was called "How to Be a Domestic Goddess."
When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.