Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Robin McLaurin Williamswas an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, singer and voice artist. Starting as a stand-up comedian in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the mid-1970s, he is credited with leading San Francisco's comedy renaissance. After rising to fame as Mork in Mork & Mindy, Williams went on to establish a career in both stand-up comedy and feature film acting. He was known for his improvisational skills...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth21 July 1951
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go What happens if you take two?
Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going That's weird.
I feel like I'm a big human snot.
Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?