Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider
Robert Michael "Rob" Schneideris an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a successful career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth31 October 1963
CitySan Francisco, CA
CountryUnited States of America
I don't make movies for critics, but he irks me.
In theory, drug ads could provide some important information to consumers. But as a practical matter, that's not what they do. They promote new drugs. They promote more expensive brand name drugs.
I mean, 'Ocean's Twelve' went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, 'Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture?'
I kind of realized early on I was playing him. That was a big responsibility for me.
People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world ... have you thought about polo?'
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.
Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots
I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything
Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so
First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.
I just think that beautiful people don't have it as hard, you know? They just don't know what rejection's like. That's why super models aren't good actresses, because they don't need anything. If someone is beautiful and she's needy, she's probably had a terrible childhood.
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.
A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.