Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais
Ricky Dene Gervaisis an English comedian, actor, director, producer, writer and former pop singer and manager...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 June 1961
CityWhitley, England
years born feels
What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.
song moving dancing
I was okay with singing. I always sneak a song into everything I do. Dancing, a little awkward. Little embarrassed about that. I don't move well. But I was with a frog, so it doesn't matter. I'll do anything with a frog, that's my motto. He's great with tap-dancing or flap-dancing on my head. So no one's going to be looking at me when we're doing that dance. They're going to be saying, 'There's a frog dancing'.
computer hackers harder
Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.
please-me done common
I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.
ordinary-extraordinary honest starting
Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.
hurt atheist people
I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.
people atheism beard
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
queens sorry hate
I feel sorry for people in power. I feel sorry for the Queen, in a way, that she hasn't had a normal life. It'd difficult for me to hate anyone. Immediately someone's unpopular, I feel sorry for them.
years cheese eating
My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
religious atheist feelings
I'm basically a 'do unto others' type person. I don't have any religious feelings because I'm an atheist, but I live my life like there's a God. And if there was he'd probably love me.
people fiction television
Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.
jobs growing-up laughing
Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life.
people religion atheism
We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.
come-up best-things ifs
If David Brent is the best thing that I ever come up with, then so be it. What are you supposed to do, time the best thing you do for just before you die?