Red Skelton
Red Skelton
Richard Bernard "Red" Skeltonwas an American entertainer. He was best known for his national radio and television acts between 1937 and 1971, and as host of the television program The Red Skelton Show. Skelton, who has stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his work in radio and television, also appeared in vaudeville, films, nightclubs, and casinos, all while he pursued an entirely separate career as an artist...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth18 July 1913
CityVincennes, IN
CountryUnited States of America
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.