Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Patton Peter Oswaltis an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor and voice actor, known for roles such as Spencer Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens, voicing Remy in the film Ratatouille and playing multiple identical brothers on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth27 January 1969
CityPortsmouth, VA
CountryUnited States of America
mean long comedian
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage.
mean comedian ponds
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
acting firsts schedules
I identify [myself] as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.
passion long situation
You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any situation.
new-york car comedian
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.
believe zombie waste
Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.
team hair sound
Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.
plates method consumption
It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.
cowboy magic puppets
Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.
reality victory world
If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.
kids rocks cds
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'll rave about it. 'Do you like rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this is rockin' good stuff, kid.'
art thinking views
I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form.
order fire zombie
Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.
hate meals stand-up-comedian
Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.