Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Patton Peter Oswaltis an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor and voice actor, known for roles such as Spencer Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens, voicing Remy in the film Ratatouille and playing multiple identical brothers on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth27 January 1969
CityPortsmouth, VA
CountryUnited States of America
long ugly gorgeous
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
smart phones people
I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day. I'm on the phone every day. There's like five people I just call and yak with every single day. And that to me is my Internet. You can replace the Internet with five really smart friends.
people fans pseudonyms
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. And then with MySpace, I just don't read messages. I delete everything, and I just post updates every now and then.
knowing comedy human-nature
Knowing comedy is knowing human nature.
long-ago evil humanity
We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
hands way slave
Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.
pain bye heartache
Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?
kids acting kind
With acting, you see some of the kids are literally just off the street, untrained, and they are great. And others are off the street, untrained, and kind of horrible.
ducks daffy-duck bugs
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.
body function unhealthy
I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.
years car house
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.
hippie gay needs
We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
gold sticks coins
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
memories sight culture
I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.