Patrice O'Neal
Patrice O'Neal
Patrice Malcolm Oneal, usually credited as Patrice O'Neal, was an American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 December 1969
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
case deal means quite regardless starting
The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.
mean people chinese
I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.
mean trying wake-up
What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.
meaningful laughter knowing
Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.
order buffets needs
I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
sexy car want
Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.
song crazy needs
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.
thinking people publicity
I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.
trying weakness decent
I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.
glad
I'm really glad my food comes murdered.
people terrible fairs
People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.
people woods connections
Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.
Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other
hate crowds mediocre
I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.