Patrice O'Neal
Patrice O'Neal
Patrice Malcolm Oneal, usually credited as Patrice O'Neal, was an American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 December 1969
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
case deal means quite regardless starting
The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.
order buffets needs
I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
sexy car want
Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.
song crazy needs
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.
thinking people publicity
I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.
trying weakness decent
I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.
glad
I'm really glad my food comes murdered.
mean people chinese
I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.
people terrible fairs
People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.
people woods connections
Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.
Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other
hate crowds mediocre
I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.
jobs people public-opinion
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.
nice doors audi
I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it's a Durango and I like frontin'! I like to ride by and show off.