Pat Cooper
Pat Cooper
Pat Cooperis an American actor and comedian...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth31 July 1929
CityBrooklyn, NY
running uncles father
My uncle was the first one in my family to get a telephone. It was like going to the moon. He came running over to tell us, and we were so proud. A telephone! We didn't have to go to the candy store to phone any more. We went around telling everyone. But we didn't hear from my uncle for three days, so my father got worried. He said, Let's go over there. We got there, and my uncle was very depressed. I asked, What's the matter? He said, I got a telephone and nobody called me. He didn't give his number out - he didn't know that you had to!
branch products rounds
We didn't have products for small, branch offices. This rounds out our portfolio.
care kids knew pleased team took
I was pleased that we got this one under our belts. The kids knew that they were the better team and they went out and took care of business.
bigger pushed
They were much bigger than us up front, but we didn't get pushed around by them,
days gets great spirit town
He's been in town on his days off and he's been fabulous. He's got a great spirit and gets us revved up to do the work,
honest man meet
He is the most honest man you would ever want to meet in your life.
mother father kids
I remember on Thanksgiving all the kids wanted the drumstick. There were four of us then. Well, today you can go into the supermarket and get 12 drumsticks. Years ago you couldn't do that. So I was sucking on the neck for two years. My mother told me it was the leg, and I believed it. I went to my father and said, Why is my leg always cockeyed? He said, The bird has arthritis.
singing hazards world
I was the worst bricklayer in the world. I can show you buildings I worked on - they're a hazard. I closed a window one time. I forgot to set back a brick and I just kept going - there I was singing 'There's no business like show business'.
butterfly italian people
One of my sisters wanted to be an opera singer. So, we spent a few dollars to try to train her, because Italian people would like to have an opera singer in the family. But she's got trouble coughing, let alone singing. One day, she was in the shower singing 'Madame Butterfly,' three days later the Japs attacked Pearl Harbor.
lucky
I'm the best at being lucky.
truth dignity telling-the-truth
I say, when you tell the truth, you never offend nobody, particularly if you do it with dignity.
winning want fighter
I knew I loved it because I could take the failures. I was like a professional fighter - they're beat 20 times in a row and they just want that one win.
eye boys house
When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom?
mother flower school
When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would drip out of the bag. She didn't care if I lost the sandwich - she wanted that brown bag back. She used to give me artichoke sandwiches. You have no idea how embarrassing it is to sit in the schoolyard eating an artichoke with a piece of bread. A lot of kids didn't know what it was, they'd say, Look at that guy eating flowers!