O. Henry
O. Henry
William Sydney Porter, known by his pen name O. Henry, was an American short story writer. O. Henry's short stories are known for their wit, wordplay, warm characterization, and surprise endings...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth11 September 1862
CityGreensboro, NC
CountryUnited States of America
men hair way
When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.
home men light
But how is it now? All we get is orders; and the laws go out of the state. Them legislators set up there at Austin and don't do nothing but makes laws against kerosene oil and schoolbooks being brought into the state. I reckon they was afraid some man would go home some evening after work and light up and get an education and go to work and make laws to repeal aforesaid laws.
silly flying pieces
Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation.
holiday earth dresses
A holiday in a new dress—can earth offer anything more enchanting?
journey soul world
The lonesomest thing in all the world is a soul when it is making ready to go on its mysterious, far journey.
medicine funeral patient
Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
art boards fiction
In time truth and science and nature will adapt themselves to art. Things will happen logically, and the villain be discomfited instead of being elected to the board of directors. But in the meantime fiction must not only be divorced from fact, but must pay alimony and be awarded custody of the press despatches.
dust gold broadway
Broadway - the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.
Bolivar cannot carry double
fog nashville giving
Take of London fog 30 parts; malaria 10 parts, gas leaks 20 parts, dewdrops gathered in a brickyard at sunrise 25 parts; odor of honeysuckle 15 parts. Mix. The mixture will give you an approximate conception of a Nashville drizzle.
new-york men long-ago
Not very long ago some one invented the assertion that there were only "Four Hundred" people in New York City who were really worth noticing. But a wiser man has arisen - the census taker - and his larger estimate of human interest has been preferred in marking out the field of these little stories of the "Four Million.
bravery advice coward
My advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.
ambition dark sunshine
It gives men courage and ambition and the nerve for anything. It has the colour of gold, is clear as a glass and shines after dark as if the sunshine were still in it.
luxury atmosphere pay
If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another's.