Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald is a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor. He is best known for his five seasons as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, which included anchoring Weekend Update for three years. Early in his career, he wrote for the sitcom Roseanne and made appearances on shows including The Drew Carey Show and NewsRadio. He starred in The Norm Show from 1999 to 2001. Comedy Central named him #83 on the five-part miniseries 100 Greatest...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 October 1963
CityQuebec City, Canada
CountryCanada
The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
Our passions may be compared to certain slaves--the more severity we show them, the better they obey us.
During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
Few people love with the violence they hate.
Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.
In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.
It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them; and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.
We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.
Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.