Mort Sahl
Mort Sahl
Morton Lyon "Mort" Sahlis a Canadian-born American comedian and social satirist, considered by filmmaker Robert B. Weide to be the first modern stand-up comedian since Will Rogers, a humorist in the early 20th century. Sahl pioneered a style of social satire which pokes fun at political and current event topics using improvised monologues and only a newspaper as a prop...
NationalityCanadian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 May 1927
CityMontreal, Canada
CountryCanada
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.
Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong!
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
My life needs editing.
I found people looked better when they laughed