Monty Python
Monty Python
Monty Python were a British surreal comedy group who created the sketch comedy show Monty Python's Flying Circus, that first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. Forty-five episodes were made over four seasons. The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, spawning touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books, and a stage musical. The group's influence on comedy has been compared to The Beatles' influence on music...
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No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
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Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok
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Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it
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What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?
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First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!
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There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
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Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
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Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
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This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.
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Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...