Related Quotes
funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
tissues disease patient
End-stage liver disease refers to a liver that's failing, and a very high percentage of those livers are what we call cirrhotic, or the patient's liver has become cirrhotic, and what cirrhosis is, is the scarring of the liver tissue. John Roberts
tissues legs arms
Even when we lose an arm or a leg, there's not less of us but more. Human experience weighs more than human tissue. Augusten Burroughs
tissues disease patient
Every 30 seconds a patient dies from diseases that could be treated with tissue replacement, Anthony Atala
tissues kind form
If you have the material it will form itself as a kind of connective tissue. James McBride
tissues culinary
Shiatsu, deep-tissue or maybe even Rolfing: Which manner of pummeling becomes a cephalopod most? Frank Bruni
tissues substance life-is
To learn new habits is everything, for it is to reach the substance of life. Life is but a tissue of habits. Henri Frederic Amiel
tissues chlorine action
[The popular impression about some chemists is that] the aquafortis and the chlorine of the laboratories have as effectually bleached the poetry out of them, as they destroy the colours of tissues exposed to their action. George Wilson
tissues world communism
World communism is like [a] malignant parasite which feeds on diseased tissue George F. Kennan
tissues tests hollywood
If you use Hollywood as the test tissue for mankind, what could the prognosis be? Pauline Kael