Michael O'Leary
Michael O'Leary
Most famous as Dr. Fredrick Bauer on Guiding Light, a role he has played from 1983–1991, and from 1995-2009.
ProfessionSoap Opera Actor
Date of Birth27 March 1958
littles who-cares care
I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?
fall pilots drink
If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.
people needs becoming
We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.
two pilots doe
Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.
bullshit flight leprechaun
All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
wine two rose
If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.
alliances connections poor
Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"
two making-love gentleman
I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.
europe achievement ems
Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.
morning people flight
Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.
couple years next
I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.
liars airline-business three
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.
sleep thinking looks
Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things.
thinking disrespectful authority
I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite