Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
literature garbage humans
Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage.
dental-work ideas office
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
style skinny well-dressed
To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall.
confusion understanding path
Every path to a new understanding begins in confusion...
paradox
When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as a paradox.
joy aftermath
The aftermath of joy is not usually more joy.
art sex taken
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
hypocrisy cynicism
Hypocrisy is the outside of cynicism.
journalism happenings
Journalism never admits that nothing much is happening.
success congratulations ordinary
After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success.
play phones literature
If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.
forgiving dignity forget
To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget.
creativity writing acting
Creativity makes a leap, then looks to see where it is.
new-year party literature
Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.