Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
doubt trails protest
My noisy denunciation trails off in doubt.
funeral gone prove
Funerals prove that someone is really gone.
harvest
Many attempt to harvest what was never planted.
break-a-leg broken inspire
Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.
tea electric pornography
Like an electric tea-kettle, pornography comes to a boil very fast.
sex safe pornography
Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.
animal looks pornography
The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals.
dream heart desire
I dream of vague shapes that hint of my heart's desire.
smile evil may
The villain may be good looking, but his smile is never quite right.
despair action strive
Fruitless striving breeds less despair than inaction.
inspirational blind muse
The muse is blind as Cupid and skittish as Diana.
inspirational law demand
Artistic inspiration ignores the law of supply and demand.
genius knows
Genius knows where the questions are hidden.
genius talent deck
Talent shuffles the deck. Genius brings a new deck.