Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
truth rain
Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!
truth phantoms truth-is
Truth is a necessary phantom.
truth sometimes
We sometimes find truth, but more often it finds us.
truth looks ugly
The truth usually has a slightly ugly look.
truth follow-me
The truths I shun follow me, mumbling.
truth vanity may
After I have said what is required by my vanity and my morality, I may find a moment for Truth.
truth going-away embarrassment
Universal truths have become an embarrassment, but they won't quite go away.
truth past issues
Profundity often goes past the issue to some deep but useless truth.
truth sides mouths
I am plain-speaking out of both sides of my mouth.
truth firsts
Truth usually stammers at first.
truth want bathroom
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
truth philosophy philosophical
The grandeur of a philosophy does not certify its truth.
truth lying silent
Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken.
truth lying telling-the-truth
Truth-telling frightens me. Lying confuses me.