Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
love dream real
I love you in my dreams, but not in real life.
love believe hands
Lovers always believe one another's sleight-of-hand tricks.
love return i-can
I can neither return your love nor dismiss it.
love kings opera
King Kong, Count Dracula, and the Phantom of the Opera are just looking for love, like the rest of us.
love song heart
Love Songs Now: Fewer broken hearts, more sexual misery.
love lust love-lust
Love talks and talks. Lust is brief and to the point.
love want stories
Lovers never want to say "I love you" at the same moment. Hence all the love stories.
love writing thinking
Lovers do all the talking and writing. What are the Beloveds thinking?
love dinner madness
The madness of love can always be suspended--to cook dinner or catch a plane, for instance.
love demand obligation
Saying "I love you" makes a demand, but creates no obligations.
love romantic wedding
You know you're in love when you stop comparing.
love beloved
When my beloved arrives, I yawn. When my beloved departs, I weep.
love art technique
In love as in art, good technique helps.
love comedy
Only the most lucid can see their love as comedy.