Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
sincerity difficult
Intelligence makes sincerity difficult.
guarantees sincerity
Sincerity guarantees nothing but itself.
travel home thinking
Travelling, I worry about luggage, prices, and strange food. At home, I am free to broaden my mind by thinking about the higher things.
perfection
Few things are worth doing perfectly.
eggs perfection want
The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg?
sports two cooking
Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports.
money fun budgets
A budget takes the fun out of money.
money
I am only interested in money because everyone else is.
money perfect pleasure
The perfect pleasure: money is neither fattening nor immoral nor illegal.
money absence disappear
When money disappears, we soon understand the power of absence.
money return love-of-money
I love money, but will money ever love me in return?
freedom sleep return
Freedom is the moment between sleep and waking before selfhood and the world return.
money
Money is a better tonic than Geritol.
money giving bars
Money gives me more energy than all the Granola bars in the world.