Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
long doubt certainty
Doubt is long-winded. Certainty is brief.
milk cows kicks
Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.
married rich poor
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
language propaganda
The best propaganda omits rather than invents
simplicity strict
Simplicity is a strict taskmaster.
his-love return doe
Narcissus weeps to find that his Image does not return his love.
suicide wrong-person persons
To a suicide: You just poisoned the wrong person.
sex media violence
The Media: bold sex and violence, timid politics and morals.
weed flower differences
Nature knows no difference between weeds and flowers.
blind-belief kind blind
Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind.
change mother father
Boredom, not the will, is the mother of change. Necessity is the father.
change familiar
The familiar changes as we cling to it.
change things-change written
Everything changes as it is written down.
change details politician
Politicians love change, but of details only.