Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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The plan of the newspaper is good and wise; when you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one
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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood is what you were intended for.
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We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.
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Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.
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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.
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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.
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In love, you pay as you leave.
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None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure
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There has been only one Christian. They caught and crucified him early.
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved