Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.
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Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.
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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.
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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.
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In love, you pay as you leave.
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What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?
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The statue that advertises its modesty with a fig leaf really brings its modesty under suspicion