Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
academy boots born capacity chance greatest happens heaven knew meet military napoleon people shining
Well, we can take you to meet Napoleon -- but he's shining the boots of the person who actually was the world's greatest military genius. He happens to have been a tinsmith from Pennsylvania who never had a chance to go to a military academy -- so he never even knew he was a great military genius. He was born with that capacity -- and only here in heaven do we actually know who these people are.
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Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.
copied heaven
Mauritius was made first, and then heaven; and that heaven was copied after Mauritius.
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There are two forces that can carry light to all corners of the globe - the sun in the heavens and the associated press down here
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
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If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.
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I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.
eye men heaven
It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.
heaven doubt may
We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.
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...heaven for climate, and hell for society.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
fun heaven world
God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company
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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!
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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.