Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
along damage duration electric enjoys fools humor lightning wit
Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage -- the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.
age-and-aging foolish
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolish
law foolish caught
A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.
age foolish young
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
funny humorous fools-day
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
lonely world fool
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
religious men fool
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
money rich foolish
The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
fool natural surface
Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.
fool humourous ifs
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
fool
But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
teaching men fool
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
mouths fool looks
Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.
children fool speak
Children and fools always speak the truth