Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
dog integrity differences
But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.
light differences vivid
Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.
animal differences humanity
Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.
funny-inspirational men differences
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
differences government patriotism
That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.
funny money differences
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
differences succeed failing
The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.
reality differences needs
The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.
inspirational crazy differences
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
differences government voting
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
differences world exhibitions
Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.
men civilization differences
Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.
names differences polka
I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases
years differences long
There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.