Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
new-year cutting wind
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
reading want classic
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
dream coffee home
After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.
motivational baby blessing
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
truth sarcasm journalism
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
mom baby common
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
appreciation overestimate
One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare
appreciation compliment source
An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency.
zero hard-work men
A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.
addiction smoking done
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
money riches would-be
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
anniversary men light
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
work ruins interest
The bane of Americans is overwork-and the ruin of any work is a divided interest. Concentrate-concentrate. One thing at a time.
truth way strict
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.