Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
drinking alcohol funny-beer
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
good-life age looks
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
class literature politics
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
funny life depression
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
funny life graduation
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
inspirational life success
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
funny life god
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.