Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
men religion monkeys
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
inspirational life god
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
death sunday people
Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
blood law omission
So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: "Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is." Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.
kind persons
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
motivational perfection improvement
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
dream focus doubt
Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.
wisdom garden eden
Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.
eye heart judging
The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there capacities which the outside didn't indicate or promise, and which the other kind of eye couldn't detect.
mistake apples want
Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
life broken-heart heartbreak
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
inspirational life judgement
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
inspirational funny life
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
inspirational life bullying
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.