Mario Cantone
Mario Cantone
Mario Cantoneis an American comedian, writer and actor, with numerous appearances on Comedy Central including Chappelle's Show. He also played Anthony Marentino on Sex and the City. His style is fast-paced and energetic, with much of his humor coming from his impersonations of various characters ranging from his family members, to celebrities, to stereotypes...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth9 December 1959
CityStoneham, MA
CountryUnited States of America
I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.
Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.
I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.
Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.
I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?
I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.
I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.
I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.
I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.
I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.
Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.
Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.
I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.
I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?