Louise Rennison
Louise Rennison
Louise Rennisonwas an award-winning English author and comedian who wrote the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series for teenage girls. The series records the exploits of a teenage girl, Georgia Nicolson, and her best friends, the Ace Gang. Her first and second novels, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging and It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers were portrayed in a film adaptation called Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. She also wrote a series of books about Georgia's younger cousin, The Misadventures...
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what-if horns lost
What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.
hair firsts
This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
flight lord minutes
Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.
math things-in-life done
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.
trousers toms
Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.
dad hands europe
I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!
eye sick
You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.
walking-away expression hands
As we drew near to the gates of Dother Hall the old bell in the belfry rang out. I said, 'I must go in, it's nigh on ten of the clock.' He half-turned away from me, his jacket collar hiding his expression. Was he angry? Disappointed?" Jo looked intently and I said, "Hungry?" Jo ignored me, but as she passed by acting out walking away from Phil, she allowed her hand to slap against my head.
might argument feels
The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
voice pigs secret
And a secret inward voice in my head was saying (in a strange breathy voice...) Yes, yessss, I will pop round to The Blind Pig. I will 'pop' round because guess who lives at the Blind Pig? It is not a blind pig, it is Alex.
dream boys should-have
He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
talking names matching
What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?
hair color years
You're fourteen years old. You've only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to be with it by the time you are thirty? What color will you be up to by then?
italian care beard
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.