Louise Rennison
Louise Rennison
Louise Rennisonwas an award-winning English author and comedian who wrote the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series for teenage girls. The series records the exploits of a teenage girl, Georgia Nicolson, and her best friends, the Ace Gang. Her first and second novels, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging and It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers were portrayed in a film adaptation called Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. She also wrote a series of books about Georgia's younger cousin, The Misadventures...
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song heart faces
He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
bigs okay knickers
Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
what-if horns lost
What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.
baby jesus shut-up
Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus
running fall legs
If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
hair assault
He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
two style acting
As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.
giving hug way
P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
drawing dancing house
Non...I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!!' And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets. I danced for ages round the house in my nuddy-pants. Also, I did this brilliant thing-I danced in the front window just for a second whilst Mr. Across the Road was drawing his curtains. He will never be sure if he saw a mirage or not. That is the kind of person I am. Not really the kind of person who goes and raises elks in Whakatane.
obsessed
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
hands able jocks
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
missing lines hints
What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.
trying exhausted lord
I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
numbers mad news
...Then it said on the news, "And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten." I looked down at Jas and said, "Ooer." Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons. Vati just looked at us like we were mad.