Louie Anderson
Louie Anderson
Louie Perry Andersonis an American stand-up comedian, actor and television host. Anderson created the cartoon series Life with Louie, has written three books, and was the initial host of the third revival of the game show Family Feud, from 1999 to 2002...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 March 1953
CityMinneapolis, MN
CountryUnited States of America
earth lasts moron
If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
money years rolling
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
hate laughing originals
Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.
giving new-life asking
I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. Its just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.
cousin watches stuff
I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote control, so he doesn't even have to go outside. He's got the microwave and a satellite dish, it's all in one. He cooks and watches at the same time.
vegas stuff hotel
I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.
years starting-out excited
After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.
eight california work-out
I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.
cynical easier
It's so much easier to be cynical.
hurt sorry responsibility
I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.
gratitude inspiration humility
My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.
kids littles firsts
My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.
play long meals
When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
thanksgiving mom sweet
At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. "Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's."