Lewis Black

Lewis Black
Lewis Niles Black is an American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic and actor. He is known for his angry face and his belligerent comedic style, in which he often simulates having a mental breakdown. Black's comedy routines often escalate into angry rants about history, politics, religion, or any other cultural trends. He hosted the Comedy Central series Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and made regular appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart delivering his "Back in Black"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth30 August 1948
CitySilver Spring, MD
CountryUnited States of America
Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight.
Everybody's got cable.
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.
I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.