Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Daniel Lawrence Whitney, better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, former radio personality and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 February 1963
CityPawnee City, NE
CountryUnited States of America
bucks cost fireworks
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
years names guy
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
average people hard-work-pays-off
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
different-opinions persons stills
I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.
ice age dinosaurs
I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
funny baby kids
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?
parks tornadoes funny-redneck
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
dad fire guy
My dad was a non-denominational preacher, actually a Congregationalist which is really where all congregations come to congregate. That's why it's called a Congregationalist. Later on in life, he just became a non-denominational preacher, kind of a fire and brimstone type guy. That's how I grew up.
nice mean laughing
Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.
thinking laughing lasts
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
hate character different
I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.
blue laughing done
I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.
wine vegetables pounds
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.
funny boys looks
Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."