Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
party compromise dissatisfied
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
who-i-am jerk
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.
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I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
fun father thinking
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.
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I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
men thinking america
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.