Larry David
Larry David
Lawrence Gene "Larry" Davidis an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, and he served as its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself...
ProfessionTV Producer
Date of Birth2 July 1947
CityBrooklyn, NY
running dry chance
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
couple thinking talking
I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.
sex sometimes bodily-functions
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
soul too-much depth
I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
zero belief changed
Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
appreciate persons
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
interesting mustache ruined
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
feels practicals persons
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
night order firsts
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
panties enjoy larry
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
people way spontaneity
There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
trying talk-to-me mediums
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
witty rain golf
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
money people rich
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.