Kyle Kinane
Kyle Kinane
Kyle Christian Kinaneis an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor from Addison, Illinois...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 December 1976
CountryUnited States of America
aspen success
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.
earth good-times should
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
college young-writers young
Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.
dream real sometimes
Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.
want universe
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.
space done way
What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.
children rain water
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.
catholic midwest enjoy
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.
fuel way ends
I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.
hurt goal way
I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way
call hardly known people
I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just go up and just talk about my day.' I don't want that to happen.
When I lived in Chicago, I didn't like it. It's nice to visit.
calling nerds people stay
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.
classes direction easier life pick
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.'