Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain. He was one of two independent candidates in the 2006 election for the office of Governor of Texas. Receiving 12.6% of the vote, Friedman placed fourth in the six-person race...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCountry Singer
Date of Birth1 November 1944
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.
He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.