Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain. He was one of two independent candidates in the 2006 election for the office of Governor of Texas. Receiving 12.6% of the vote, Friedman placed fourth in the six-person race...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCountry Singer
Date of Birth1 November 1944
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Young people are the key to this election.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.
May the God of your choice bless you.
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.