Keith Harris

Keith Harris
Keith Shenton Harriswas an English ventriloquist, best known for his television show The Keith Harris Show, audio recordings, and club appearances with his puppets Orville the Duck and Cuddles the Monkey. He had a UK Top 10 hit single in 1982 with "Orville's Song" which reached number 4 in the charts...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 September 1947
came dad pasture saw took
My dad was in the pasture with me and saw me, so he came over to get me in the truck, and he took me to the hospital,
both chest concerned cut hospital knew mostly saw until
My chest was cut real bad, too, but we both didn't know until we got to the hospital. We were mostly concerned about my neck, and he saw that the jugular wasn't cut, so he knew that we would get to the hospital in time.
cuts
It just about killed me - the cuts were about a centimeter from my jugular vein.
cathartic laugh
It's kind of cathartic to laugh about the city's plight.
ended riding running
I just started riding around and ended up running into a bobwire fence,