Kehlog Albran

Kehlog Albran
attempted stealing
Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
asylum insane seen window
The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.
attend best cannot
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
delivered earth pizza
Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.
camel easier eye lightly needle pass
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
bathe easy
There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.
high relatively spiders
Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.
future seen
I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.
comfort exists
if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.