Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenutais an American entertainer, actress, comedian, author, producer, and accordionist. She is noted for her brash onstage persona, alternating insult comedy with self-promotion as the "Love Goddess."...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 November 1956
CityOak Park, IL
real bottles body
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
bring forget laugh people says
Nothing makes my day more than when someone comes up to me and says I bring them joy. That's why I do it, to make people laugh their butts off and forget about their problems.
cross gay guy macho man perfect sensitive
This guy says, ""I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man."" I said, ""Oh, a gay trucker?
commit dating lazy
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
men want mattresses
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.
philosophy professors
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
littles chains turned-down
I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.
training god-love goddess
Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
suicide suicidal dating
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
memorable gay men
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
friendship anger bad-friend
Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....
italian half polish
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
mother procrastination waiting
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."