Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenutais an American entertainer, actress, comedian, author, producer, and accordionist. She is noted for her brash onstage persona, alternating insult comedy with self-promotion as the "Love Goddess."...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 November 1956
CityOak Park, IL
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This guy says, ""I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man."" I said, ""Oh, a gay trucker?
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Nothing makes my day more than when someone comes up to me and says I bring them joy. That's why I do it, to make people laugh their butts off and forget about their problems.
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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.
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You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
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I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
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I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.
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Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
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How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
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This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
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Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you....
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I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
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My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."