Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swiftwas an Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, political pamphleteer, poet and cleric who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth30 November 1667
CountryIreland
truth devil shame
Tell truth, and shame the devil.
ignorance giving together
It is very unfair in any writer to employ ignorance and malice together, because it gives his answerer double work.
song strong fall
Atlas, we read in ancient song, Was so exceeding tall and strong, He bore the skies upon his back, Just as the pedler does his pack; But, as the pedler overpress'd Unloads upon a stall to rest, Or, when he can no longer stand, Desires a friend to lend a hand, So Atlas, lest the ponderous spheres Should sink, and fall about his ears, Got Hercules to bear the pile, That he might sit and rest awhile.
men may fool
Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
companion pleasant coaches
A pleasant companion is as good as a coach.
revenge men understanding
Neither is it safe to count upon the weakness of any man's understanding, who is thoroughly possessed of the spirit of revenge to sharpen his invention.
giving able guests
Conversation is but carving! Give no more to every guest Than he's able to digest.
college dump cures
A college joke to cure the dumps.
belief ifs
If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
dog book guests
A true critic, in the perusal of a book, is like a dog at a feast, whose thoughts and stomach are wholly set upon what the guests fling away, and consequently is apt to snarl most when there are the fewest bones.
father book son
My father had a small Estate in Nottinghamshire; I was the Third of five Sons.
way flattery worst
Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem.
religion
What religion is he of? Why, he is an Anythingarian.
age might debate
Had Windham possessed discretion in debate, or Sheridan in conduct, they might have ruled their age.