Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
long way majority
If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.
change growth painful
I know change can be painful. But from change comes growth.
hopping be-good
I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.
needs get-over
Everyone just needs to get over themselves.
kids computer grew
We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.
christian names guy
Does anyone know... does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because... uh... you've all been in charge pretty much since... uh... what was that guys name... Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.
transition scene persons
When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously, when you're in a scene with somebody, you're supposed to listen and react - and that's a bit of a transition.
may hay constitution
If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?
guy want arms
If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
father wonderful grudge
The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.
names late letterman
Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.
names roommate stealing
I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.
sex nice men
Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.
comedian citizens fiber
As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.