Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
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Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?
army weekend years
The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972 and 1973, Bush received credit for nine days of active National Guard service. The traditional term of service then and now for the National Guard is one weekend a month and two full weeks a year, meaning that Bush's nine-day stint qualifies him only for the National Guard's National Guard. That's the National Guard's National Guard, an Army of None.
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Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the willing is fast turning into a duet of the stubborn.
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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
hate blessed oil
If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
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I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
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I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.
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I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.
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A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
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I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'
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I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.