Jon Heder

Jon Heder
Jonathan Joseph "Jon" Heder is an American actor and producer. His feature film debut came in 2004 as the title character of the comedy film Napoleon Dynamite. He has also acted in the films The Benchwarmers, School for Scoundrels, Blades of Glory, Mama's Boy, When in Rome, and Walt Before Mickey as Roy Disney, and provided voice talents in the animated films Monster House and Surf's Up, as well as the Napoleon Dynamite animated series...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionActor
Date of Birth26 October 1977
CountryUnited States of America
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
Skaters are very much like peacocks.
I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I tried to angle my body away and divert her eyes by saying, "Hey, look at the stars." From then on I wore tighter jeans.
I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.
I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.