John Green
John Green
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth24 August 1977
CountryUnited States of America
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Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?
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Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus.
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Sometimes the way you think about someone isn't the way they actually are.
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This star won't go out. And it won't. we won't let it.
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You will go to the paper towns and never come back.
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Nothing has ever looked like that ever in all of human history.
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It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.
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And as we kept driving north, the whole family in the care together, it got darker, and snowier, until finally the road delivered us to the one place that all my youthful trips west never could: home.
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I didn't even know what the feeling was, really, just that there was a lot of it.
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My thoughts are starts I can't fathom into constellations.
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I liked Augustus Waters. I really, really really liked him. I liked the way his story ended with someone else. I liked his voice. I liked that he took existentially-fraught free throws.
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It turns out that, somehow, there are a tremendous number of things to be optimistic about.
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I am a giant squid of anger.
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You were clearly not doing your part in the clover search, perv.