John Green
John Green
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth24 August 1977
CountryUnited States of America
should-have should let-her-go
If I had cared about her as I should have, as I thought I did, how could I have let her go?
scared paralyzed
maybe she'd been scared of being paralyzed by fear again.
lying covenant sacred
No woman should ever lie about another woman. You've violated the sacred covenant between women! How will stabbing one another in the back help women to rise above patriarchal oppression?
people feelings bloodlust
Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.
I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal.
air hot
But it was only hot outside, and generally I only walked outside between one air-conditioned place to another.
girl boys people
Boys are much more likely to objectify girls bodies, while boys are seen by girls as whole people.
sorry whales alaska
She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts." "That's not any better!
years pudge skinny
And we'll call you...hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.
wise labyrinth heavy
How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" to a margin note written in her loop-heavy cursive: Straight & Fast.
girl years alaska
The Colonel explained to me that 1. this was Alaska's room, and that 2. she had a single room because the girl who was supposed to be her roommate got kicked out at the end of last year, and that 3. Alaska had cigarettes, although the Colonel neglected to ask whether 4. I smoked, which 5. I didn't.
girl real paris
Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.
cells eight waiting
Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.
being-yourself mean boys
The fourth way to get a boy to like you is to be yourself. Now, I am contractually obligated as an adult to give that advice, even though it doesn't work. But yeah, be yourself, even though no one has any idea what it means to be yourself. Like whose self would I otherwise be being?